As The Romans Do

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[Verse 1]
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I bought a Tascam reel and a cast iron pan
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A flask of Tequila, a fountain pen
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A sexy typewriter, from way back when
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I bid a fond farewell to my bestest friends
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I packed my possessions in a U-Haul van
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I soared, like a sailor to the promised land

[Pre-Chorus]
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Once I saw the aqueducts and statues
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I knew what I had to do
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I'd do

[Chorus]
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do

[Verse 2]
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I found a one-bedroom with a bird's eye view
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Rode the F train just to see Second Avenue
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Where the bath house was bumpin' the dubstep blues
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Swinging!
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They're sipping cane sugar sodas and top shelf booze
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Mix Ralph Lauren togas with thrift-shop shoes
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Meeting 9 to 5 quotas with a-nothin' to lose

[Pre-Chorus 2]
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They like to see pictures
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They like captions
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They like songs with lots of 'oohs'
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That's how you do...do as the Romans do

[Chorus]
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do

[Bridge]
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Sing with the sirens
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What do they tell you?
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Isn't it lovely
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When they scream?

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[Verse 3]
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I     showed up to the alley with my tin pan
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With a middle finger stickin' up to the man
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But the miners in the alley traded tin pans
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For the Silicon Valley and a business plan
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So I tattooed my face onto my hand
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And unto my own image I built a brand
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Now as soon as I have a million faceless fans
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That's when I'mma start movin' those cheap head bands

[Pre-Chorus 3]
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They like to see pictures
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They like captions
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They like songs with lots of
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Talk about my social status
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Add me to your list, I want to
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These days we build empires in much less than one day
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Oh yes, it's true
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And you can too
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As long as you do

[Outro]
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans do
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans
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Do as the Romans do!