I Make Hamburgers

Again, this is a crappy tab/chords. Such is life.
It's made even crappier by the general lack of strong chords in the thing anyway.
I play keyboard, not guitar, so..eh..deal with it.
Oh, and it's probably completely wrong, but who cares - any way to
play this song's a good one. :D

Intro:
(Use the bass note as a lead-in to the chord,
lest you be inventive enough to figure out the original timing and whatnot.
This works, but I'm going for ease of playing/explaining here. Work with me.)

F Am Em Dm

Verse:
(The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.)

   F     Am           Em             Dm
My first customer was Megan she came in
      F                  Am   Em Dm
For a hamburger with the lot, no meat
F            Am           Em          Dm
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out
F
(lil riff)

   F      Am           Em             Dm
My second customer was Susan she came in
         F              Am   Em   Dm
For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said
F         Am              Em          Dm
You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out
F
Tonight
(lil riff)

Bridge:
F          C                  Dm     F
I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money
          F              C                  Dm
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
      F            C                   Dm
He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too
Bb      F      G
bad I'm tellin you

(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too. :D)

Verse again (same chords as before):

My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce
(More sauce!) - she said! And she took me home....to meet her mother.
My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me..
So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-)

Chorus:
  F       C              Dm     F
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
          F           C            Dm                F
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world
        F      C                  Dm                 F
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I
F              C
teach them all how to be
Bb           F    G
dirty girls, like you

Solo over verse chords:
F Am Em Dm
(The solo's easier than it sounds)

Chorus again:
  F       C              Dm     F
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
          F           C            Dm                F
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world
        F      C                  Dm                 F
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I
F              C
teach them all how to be
Bb           F    G
dirty girls, like you