D                       G
- I don’t wanna be your merch girl
D                 G
- I wanna be your goddamn idol
D                           G
- And I don’t wanna have to work twice as hard
D                     G
- For the same mother fuckin title
A        Bm
But I realize
     A          Bm
That I probably won't
G
Be so lucky


[Interlude]
   D
E|-0---------------|-0---0-2---0---0-|
B|---------3-------|---3---------3---|
G|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|

   G
E|-----------------|-----------------| X2
B|-0---------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|


[Verse 2]
D                           G
- What’s more modern than a female rockstar
D                            G
- The kind you wanna picture on her knees
D                       G
- I don’t plan on being anyone else’s
D                 G
- So I’m not a priority
A        Bm
But I realize
     A          Bm
That I probably set
   G
My sights too high


[Interlude]
| D | D | G | G |
| D | D | G | G |
(see scheme above)
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |


[Chorus]
           D
It’s not enough to buy my merch
             C       Em
If you can’t look me in the eyes
        D
I don’t want a weaker handshake
          C        Em
Than what you gave all the guys
           D
It’s not enough to buy my merch
             C       Em
If you can’t look me in the eyes
        D
I don’t want a weaker handshake
          C        Em
Than what you gave all the guys


[Interlude]
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |
| D | D | C Em | Em |


[Outro]
D                       G
- I don’t wanna be your merch girl
D                 G
- I wanna be your goddamn idol