Intimate Secretary

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I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
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I've got a girl and she likes to shop
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The other foot looks like it won't drop
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I had an uncle and he got shot

D                     C
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
D                     C
Are you part of this khakistocracy

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This ringing in my ears won't stop
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I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
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I've got a pen but I lost the top
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I've got so many things you haven't got

D                      C
This fellow's craft is just not for sharing
D                      C
He's not an intimate secretary

F G        F G      F G      F G
I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
F G        F G      F G      F G
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
F G        F G      F G      F G
The other foot looks like it won't drop
F G        F G      F G      F G
I had an uncle but he got shot

D                        C
Then on rubble of skull is monarchy
D                      C
Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy
D                         C
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
D                   C
He's not an intimate secretary
                                     D                         C
(This ringing in my ears won't stop) The Ex-archives inspector inquisitor
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(I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) The mockery streets master
                                     D                        C
(I've got a pen but I lost the top) Are you part of this khakistocracy?
                                     D                            C                       G
(I've got so many things you haven't got) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?