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[Chorus]
G7                       Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7                            Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7                      Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha


[Verse 1]
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When your kids just see through plastic with a harness of elastic
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So the girls all think you're icky and the boys all think you're queer
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Then the hinges all get rusted and the seventh pair gets busted
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So you graduate to tortoise shell--it makes you look severe


[Chorus]
G7                       Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7                            Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7                      Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha


[Verse 2]
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When you're so blind they call you Batman, you can't even see a fat man
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You can't dig just where he's at, Man, without windows on your eyes
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But the frames ain't your decision and they're fitted with precision
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And they magnify your eyes like they're a pair of cherry pies


[Chorus]
G7                       Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?  (Whatchu gonna do?)
G7                            Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7                      Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha


[Verse 3]
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Here's a word to all you parents: give a break to little Clarence
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When he says the blackboard's fadin' and the world's a fuzzy place
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Mister up in middle classes, let the baby choose his glasses
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And, please, recall that after all, he wears them on his face


[Chorus]
G7                       Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7                            Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7                      Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha