I Want To Know What Day It Is

Em


[Verse 1]

Em             D      G
I have no concept of time
      C          Em
Is it May or October?
Em              D            G
I took the trash cans out at 9
          C                Em
But the collection, it was over

Em             D G
She said, "T.G.I.F."
               C             Em
Because she thought that it was Friday
Em                 D          G
But there are still two days left
    C              Em
And Wednesday is a dry day

[Pre-Chorus]

Em       Am            D           Am
This new life, it's confusing our brain
                             D        Am
Our kids missed their online classes again
                    D           Am
I've got a FaceTime, it's yesterday at 5
C     Em   Am    G  Am
Wait, that can't be right

[Chorus]

G                 Em     D
I wanna know what day it is
Am                 Em      D
I thought it was Thursday, yeah
G                 Em     D
I wanna know what day it is
Am             Em   D  D7    Em
'Cause they're all getting blurry

[Verse 2]

Em                D     G
She made a really yummy guac
            C            Em
'Cause Taco Tuesday is a better day
Em         D       G
So imagine Mommy's shock
        C               Em
When we told her it was Saturday

Em                 D      G
We all dressed up really nice
            C             Em
For family pics on Easter Sunday
                        Em           D     G
But I think we may have disappointed Jesus Christ
           C                  Em
Because we missed it and it's Monday

[Pre-Chorus]

Em      Am                     D          Am
It's my life, I don't know the day or the hour
                      D        Am
I don't know when I last took a shower
                                            D       Am
I just worked a full day but my boss didn't call or write
C     Em   Am     G   Am
Wait, it's Sunday night? Aw, what a waste! Man!

[Chorus]

G                 Em     D
I wanna know what day it is
Am            Em       D
I got this confusion - ugh
G                 Em     D
I don't know what day it is
Am         Em          D
Because of all the seclusion
G                 Em     D
I don't know what day it is
Am              Em   D
Maybe you could tell me

[Outro]

G                                                      Em   D
I mean, I know you can't come over and physically tell me because
Am           Em   D
of the quarantine
G                                        Em              D
So maybe an idea is that you just, like, from across the street
Am       Em       D
You come over and yell it at me
G                   Em   D

Am             Em   D