A Christmas Duel

                   C
I bought no gifts this year
                                 Am
And I slept with your sister
              F                                                    C                 G
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her
                    C
But with the year we had last
                                     Am
And the dress that she wore
                    F
I just went along for the ride
                               C       G
And I came back for more
             Am              G    C
And I’m sorry, baby

(That’s all okay honey cause see)
                    C
I bought no tree this year
                                     Am
And I slept with your brother
                         F
I wrecked your Daddy’s car
                                       C         G
And went down on your Mother
                 C
I set your record collection on fire
                 Am
And said I never knew
                  F
Felt kind of bad about that
                               C     G
And I know you did too
             F                          G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
               C                               Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         G
Even though we were bad
      F                                       G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
        Am             F                    C
And spend this Christmas together

    C
I married you last year
                                     Am
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
                  F
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see
C                                   G
This could all have been over
                C                                           Am
Ah honey please don’t excuse your behaviour
               F
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
       C                   G
It’s now all in my favour
          F                             G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
               C                                Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
          G
Even though we were bad
      F                                      G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

Am                                            C
Holding on without any reason
           Am
Cause something’s strong (something’s strong)
                    C
This holiday season (this holiday season)

             F                          G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
                     C                                Am
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         G
Even though we were bad
       F                                      G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
(repeat)