Valentines Sux

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As if February ain't cold enough
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You had to go and break my heart
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I made six reservations just in case of cancellations
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But I guess we could eat dinner apart
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The way you stared when I bought you that big bear
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I could tell you were kind of disturbed
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But my kind act of kindness
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Can we put this all behind us
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Have you tried the chocolate mints? They're superb


[Chorus 1]

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Can't believe we're through
        E
But I guess it's really true
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Valentine's sucks without you
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Now I sit here stoned at Benihana's all alone
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Valentine's sucks without you

It sucks


[Verse 2]

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Now I sit at my desk at my low class job

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Everybody's got flowers on their's
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And it's hard to concentrate
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Someone tells me about their date
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Fucking hell Jenny, nobody cares
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My house is a mess
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I'm forty days behind in rent
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And I still smell your shitty perfume
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And I'm full of regret
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All that money that I spent
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To have a barbershop quartet sing for you


[Chorus 2]

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One day at a time
        E
By next year I should be fine
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Valentine's sucks without you
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When push comes to shove
         E
It's the national day of love
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Valentine's sucks without you
    B           F#            E
Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
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Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
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Oh, Valentine's sucks without you
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Oh, Valentine's fucking sucks

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