G Em C D
G Em C D

[Verse 1]
G                         Em
Four years and twenty-two shades of blonde
C                D
Is all that seperated us
G                    Em
Why couldn't we have carried on?
                  C
We could have got married
                       D          G
You could have carried some of my sons

Em C D
G Em C D

[Verse 2]
G                     Em
You let me change the radio
C               D
Station in your car
         G
Do you remember that time
  Em
I raised my voice
  C                               D
Because you said you'd never ever heard of the La's

[Verse 3]
    G                  Em
You continued to get intimidated
    C                             D                       G
But then your finger tips wrapped round those knuckles of mine
                Em                    C
The fear walked home and your smile returned
             D                     G
And all of a sudden everything was fine
          Em
But those days have passed
          C                     D
And these types of relationship never last

[Chorus]
  G G            Em Em Em        C C           D D D
So   please don't         pretend    that we'll      stay friends
G G                 Em Em Em          C C                 D D D
Because you know as well as I do that that, well that just,    it never happens

C        D               D
Well no, that just never happens

[Verse 4]
G                  Em
How come I always see you out
           C                    D
With those boys that we used to argue about?
G                 Em
You walk over all flustered and stuff
        C
Telling everyone inside
            D
That you've had enough

[Verse 5]
          G               Em
You spend eighty five per cent of your night
          C            D
Trying to make me understand
             G                       Em
Why you were standing so close while you're kissing him
C                       D
Why you left that place holding his hand
G           Em
Oh darling, can't you see
     C                    D
That it's got fuck all to do with me?

[Chorus]
  G G            Em Em Em        C C           D D D
So   please don't         pretend    that we'll      stay friends
G G                 Em Em Em          C C                 D D D
Because you know as well as I do that that, well that just,    it never happens