Todd Howard Song — It Just Works

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[Verse]
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Watch this: our newest release
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The legendary series you've missed for years
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Comes back, get ready for some action
Dm
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
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The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care
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They'll patch it through micro transactions

[Verse]
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So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
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Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
A
You're not getting any money back
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You knew that was a one way wacky track
Dm
Just shut up and have your nylon bag
G7
Coming up with it was real drag
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All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
A7           A                       Dm
So you're NOT getting your money back

[Chorus]
Dm                     G
It just works, it just works
G                     Gm
Little lies, stunning shows
Gm     A          Dm             A7
People buy, money flows, it just works
Dm                     G7
It just works, it just works
G                Gm
Overpriced open worlds
Gm       A7            Dm
Earnings rise, take my word
A       Dm
It just works
A7      Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works

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[Verse]
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Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
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The creation engine's aging very well
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We're not planning on doing anything about it
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Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
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See this mountain? You can buy it
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In the dlc for the price of a real mountain

[Verse]
Dm
What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
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Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
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The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
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Will become a new sensation on the internet
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Just shut up, give us your every dime
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Buying an armored horse is not a crime
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Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so
A7
Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time

[Chorus]
Dm                     G
It just works, it just works
G                     Gm
Little lies, stunning shows
Gm     A          Dm             A7
People buy, money flows, it just works
Dm                     G7
It just works, it just works
G                Gm
Overpriced open worlds
Gm       A7            Dm
Earnings rise, take my word
A       Dm
It just works
A7      Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works
Dm
It just works

[Bridge]
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We don't want your endless shit
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It's just not the game we need
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Sick of looting useless junk
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Graphics making our eyes bleed
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We don't want your endless shit
F         C               G
It's just not the game we need
G        Dm     C       F
Sick of looting useless junk
F        C               G
Graphics making our eyes bleed

[Verse]
Dm
Now listen up
Dm
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
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There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
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You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains
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50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves

[Verse]
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You see
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We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
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Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
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Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
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And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot

[Verse]
G            Dm
You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
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There's every vagabond will put you to the test
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You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
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Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests

[Verse]
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We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
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Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game?
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You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
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No more levels and skills, only degradation!

[Chorus]
Dm                     G
It just works, it just works
G                     Gm
Little lies, stunning shows
Gm    A          Dm             A7
People buy, money flows, it just works
Dm                     G7
It just works, it just works
G                Gm
Overpriced open worlds
Gm       A7            Dm
Earnings rise, take my word

[Outro]
Em
It just works
Em       A
It just works
G                     Gm
Little lies, stunning shows
Gm     A          Dm             A7
People buy, money flows, it just works
Em
It just works
Em      A7
It just works
B       Em
It just works
B       Em
It just works
Em
So, who's laughing now?