DAE 2x
DAE
Well you should see Polythene Pam
DAE
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
GB7 *
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
CDE
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
CDE
Yeah yeah yeah
DAE 2x
DAE
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
DAE
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
GB7 *
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
CDE
Yes you could say she was attractively built
CDE
Yeah yeah yeah
DAE 2x