Im The Only Gay Eskimo

                E A D G B E
E|-----------| 

        D       0 0 0 2 3 2
        A       0 0 2 2 2 0
        G       3 2 0 0 0 1
        G/F#    2 0 0 0 0 0
        Em7     0 2 2 0 0 0
        Cadd9   0 3 2 0 0 0


Here goes:

          D             A          Bm        G
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,
          D            A       Bm   G/F#   G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


  D                            A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
     Bm                    G
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
        D              A         Bm        G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


           (Soft)
       D                                A
Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers
    Bm                       Cadd9
But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber
         D          A           Bm            G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


 D                       A
I make a wish on the northern lights
     Bm                              G
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
          D           A         Bm           G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now


           [That random seal solo]


           (Soft)
       D                       A
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
    Bm                    G
I even get excited when i see the north pole

See the north pole

           (Hard)
          D            A           Bm        G
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know
         D            A         Bm   G/F#  G
i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe