[Primeira Parte]

A               E
  I have this thing where
      B          C#m
I get older but just never wiser
A              E            B    C#m
  Midnights become my afternoons
A          E
  When my depression works
      B
The graveyard shift
    C#m
All of the people
A           E                      B   C#m
  I’ve ghosted stand there in the room

[Pré-Refrão]

    A                 E           B
I should not be left to my own devices
      C#m                  A
They come with prices and vices
  E                  B          C#m
I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)

A        E                      B
  I wake up screaming from dreaming
              C#m                A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
           E                 B
Cause you got tired of my scheming
          C#m
(For the last time)

[Refrão]

      A  E
It’s me,   hi
B            C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
    A  E       B         C#m
At tea   time, everybody agrees
A               E             B
  I’ll stare directly at the sun
          C#m
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B              C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero

( A  E  B  C#m )

[Segunda Parte]

A              E
  Sometimes I feel
           B         C#m
Like everybody is a sexy baby
A            E              B   C#m
  And I’m a monster on the hill
A             E
  Too big to hang out
        B
Slowly lurching towards
      C#m
Your favorite city
A                      E
  Pierced through the heart
           B     C#m
But never killed

A          E                 B
  Did you hear my covert narcissism
     C#m                 A
Lightly disguised as altruism
 E                     B
Like some kind of congressman
             C#m
(Tale as old as time)

[Pré-Refrão]

A              E                B
  I wake up screaming from dreaming
              C#m                A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
       E                     B
And life lose all of its meaning
          C#m
(For the last time)

[Refrão]

      A  E
It’s me,   hi
B            C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
    A  E       B         C#m
At tea   time, everybody agrees
A               E             B
  I’ll stare directly at the sun
          C#m
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B              C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero

( A  E  B  C#m )

[Terceira Parte]

A               E
  I have this dream
            B                C#m
My daughter-in-law kills me for the money
A               E                B   C#m
  She thinks I left them in the will
A             E                  B
  The family gathers around and read
        C#m
It and someone screams out
A                 E              B   C#m
  “She’s laughing up at us from hell!”

[Refrão Final]

      A  E
It’s me,   hi
B            C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
      A  E
It’s me,   hi
B           C#m
  I’m the problem, it’s me
      A  E
It’s me,   hi
B       C#m
  Everybody agrees
      A      E   B  C#m
Everybody agrees

      A
It’s me, hi
B            C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
    A  E       B         C#m
At tea   time, everybody agrees
A               E             B
  I’ll stare directly at the sun
          C#m
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B              C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero

[Final A  E  B