C.)
[Intro]
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1
E C/G E C/G
She's part girl, she's part boy
E C/G E C/G
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
E C/G E C/G
She's got more, she's got less
Am F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
(Repeat intro)
Verse 2
E C/G E C/G
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E C/G E C/G
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C/G E C/G
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy
Am F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C / D/A D/A (x2)
Verse 3
E C/G / D/A
She wears lace and she wears flannel
E C/G / D/A
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C/G / D/A
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C/G / D/A
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4
E C/G
Some things are white
E C/G
Some things are black
E C/G
Some girls wear make-up
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back
E C/G
She is still beautiful
E C/G
She is still fine
Am
It's too bad her package
F
Is bigger than mine
E E E E E C C / D/A D/A
Verse 5
E C/G / D/A
She can't help her imperfections
E C/G / D/A
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
E C/G / D/A
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C/G / D/A
It must be Hermaphroditey!
