The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals

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Oooooh Oooooh

[VERSE 1]

The greatest stories ever told

Have a hero who must be bold

They learn a sense of right and wrong

And better learn this sense through song
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Musicals tell the impossible
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They emote the philosophical, yeah
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So tonight we're gonna chronical
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A story so astronomical
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The last remaining story to tell

[CHORUS]

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The guy who didn't like musicals!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                 B           Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                              Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)

[VERSE 2]

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In the tiny town of Hatchetfield

Lived an awful Grinch named Paul

Spends his day surfing the web
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And not singing and dancing with us all

Should we kill him?

Should we kill him?
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Oh, he pines after a cute lil barista
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Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah?
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But for some damn reason
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He won't join our singing season
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What an a**?!
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What a b****?!
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What a c***?!

[CHORUS]

N.C.                    Eb
The guy who didn't like musicals!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                          I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nana nanana na na!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana ha!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)

[BRIDGE]

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It's the end of the world, Paul
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If you don't sing
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This is the bridge, Paul
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Where we globalise everything
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And the words will come to you
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We swear we will teach you
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What it means to love
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What it means to OBEY, PAUL!

[VERSE - LET HIM COME]

N.C.
The apotheosis is upon us.
N.C.
YAY!!!
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Did ya hear the word?
N.C.
What's the word?
N.C.
He's a-comin'?
N.C.
Who's a-comin'?
N.C.
Paul's a-comin
N.C.
Paul's a-comin'?
N.C.
The star of the show.

[VERSE 3]

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    Now for his headlining entrance
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Time to swoon at his leading man essence
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His name is in the title
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He's destined to go viral
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Here he is
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His name is Paul
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Enter now!

[DIALOGUE]

N.C.
Where the f*** is he?
N.C.
I have to f***ing clue

[CHORUS]

                          Eb
The guy just doesn't like musicals!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono no no!
                                               Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana hah!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                  G          F
And he definitley won't like this! Yeah!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
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(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah!
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(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             F
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono nah!
                                               Eb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Bb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana hah!
                                                     Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)