INTRO:
Dm G  Dm G...G E Eb Dm A Dm G A (x2) 
  
#1.  
         Dm          G                 Dm             G 
Well, my pad is very messy and there's whiskers on my chin, 
        Dm             G           Dm             G 
and I'm all hung up on music and I always play to win. 
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I ain't got no time for lovin', cause my time is all used up, 
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just to sit around creatin' all that groovy kind of stuff. But... 
  
CHORUS:  
      F          E         Eb             Dm          G Dm G 
I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so.            
      F          E         Eb             Dm          G Dm G
I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so.            
#2.   
           Dm               G              Dm             G 
Well, if I had my choice of matter I would rather be with cats, 
      Dm                G              Dm                  G 
all engrossed in mental chatter moving where our minds are at. 
    Dm               G              Dm                   G       
And relating to each other just how strong our wills can be, 
      Dm            G                   Dm              G 
I'm resisting all involvement with each groovy chick we see. 
  
CHORUS:

#3.
  Dm             G           Dm               G 
I got to keep my image while suspended from a throne, 
           Dm         G               Dm           G 
that looks out upon a kingdom full of people all unknown, 
    Dm              G            Dm               G 
who imagine I'm not human and my heart is made of stone,
      Dm           G               Dm                    G 
and I never had no problems and my toilet's trimmed with chrome.