Talent Is An Asset

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[Verse 1]

D                       A
Albert is smart, he's a genius
Bm                   E            A
Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius
E7                                N.C.
Someday he will reassess the world
E7                                    N.C.
And he'll still have time for lots of girls

[Verse 2]

D                      A
When he grows up he'll remember us
Bm                           E                   A
When he grows up we are sure that he'll remember us
E7                                   N.C.
We made sure that Albert wore his mac
E7
We kept all the strangers off his back

[Bridge]

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(Go away) everything's relative
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(Go away Albert's mother does say to me) we are his relatives and he don't need any 
non-relatives

[Chorus]

D5             C#5
Talent is an asset
       D5                C#5    A5
You've got to understand that
D5             C#5
Talent is an asset
    D5                C#5    A5
And little Albert has it
D5             C#5
Talent is an asset
    D5                C#5
And Albert surely has it

[Interlude]

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[Verse 3]

D                              A
One day he'll sever his apron strings
Bm                        E                  A
All of the while he'll be scribbling things, genius things
E7                              N.C.
Look at Albert, isn't he a sight
E7
Growing, growing at the speed of light

[Bridge]

 D*
(Go away) everything's relative
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(Go away Albert's mother does say to me) we are his relatives and he don't need any 
non-relatives

[Chorus]

D5             C#5
Talent is an asset
    D5                C#5    A5
And little Albert has it

[Outro]

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(Go away) talent is relative
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(Go away) that's hypothetical
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(Go away) we are his relatives
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(Go away) that's parenthetical
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(Go away) spare your superlatives
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(Go away) there's the receptacle
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(Go away) there's the receptacle
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(Go away) leave Albert's study room
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(Go away) leave Albert's happy home
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(Go away) leave Albert's neighborhood
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(Go away) leave Albert's city too
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(Go away) leave Albert's country seat
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(Go away) leave Albert's country
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(Go away) leave Albert's continent
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(Go away) leave Albert's hemisphere
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(Go away) leave Albert's planet, too
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(Go away) leave Albert's universe
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(Go away) no one must see him now
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(Go away) only the medical
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(Go away) no one must downgrade him
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(Go away) don't be too cynical
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(Go away) don't be too critical
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(Go away) cancel the magazines
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(Go away) they're much too political
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(Go away) don't buy him any jeans
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(Go away) they're much too casual
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(Go away) talent is relative
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(Go away) that's hypothetical
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(Go away) we are his relatives
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(Go away) that's parenthetical