Moustache

Intro: C  F  C  F

       C      F     C
A lady gets a lotta things
           G        C
She gets a 20 carat ring
             F       C
She gets the alimony too
            G                C
She gets to look good in the nude
                D                        G
But there's one place where they've been whipped
            D              G
Between the nose and upper lip
Chorus:
C           F
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X)
C           G            C
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

Chorus

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

Chorus