Lie Detector

         D#m          F#
She's a movie star arrangement

Got a touch of Bergman to her face
 C#        D#m                 F#
She wears suits and buys him flowers
                                     C#
Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes

[Refrain]
    D#m               D
He says uh oh I love you
    D#m          D
But I'm not sure I trust you
           C#
You seem strange to me

[Verse 2]
           D#m                  F#
She's got green eyes and she's lovely
                                       C#
Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
        D#m       F#
Got an automatic license
                                   C#
Reads all Dostoyevsky's household tips

[Refrain]
    D#m               D
He says uh oh I love you
    D#m          D
But I'm not sure I trust you
           C#
You seem strange to me


F#
  How come everyone suspects her
  B
Attach her to a lie detector
G#m                                   B
Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
F#
  And every time she answers yes
      B
The needles on his polygraph test
G#m                                B
Just go round in circles like his brain

F# G#m F#

[Verse 3]
           D#m                 F#
She's got long hair but she's ugly
                               C#
Got a touch of Einstein to her brain
          D#m                   F#
She wears fat clothes but she's cunning
                               C#
People say she's easy all the same

[Refrain]
    D#m               D
He says uh oh I love you
    D#m          D
But I'm not sure I trust you
           C#
You seem strange to me


F#
  How come everyone suspects her
  B
Attach her to a lie detector
G#m                                   B
Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
F#
  And every time she answers yes
      B
The needles on his polygraph test
G#m                                B
Just go round in circles like his brain

F#          G#
  It took a thousand cliches just to scold her
       F#                   G#m
Took a man from Stepford and a tape recorder
        F#          G#m
Got his ego broken, so crestfallen
     B             Bm
You made a start, you made us laugh
         F#
Stop it. You're a grown man baby
      G#                       F#
It's just that your head's no good