Pity Party

F   E        Am
 So close to me
     C          F    Em  D   C       D
 And looking perfect all the time
F    E         Am      G   C     F
 She said some things, you won't believe it
 E      D   C       D
 Life's too good to me when
 F
 My friend Beth
     Bb D             Dm
 Rarely knows just how to dress
 D        F
 Oh, she looks so European
     D
 She looks so European
        F
 And my friend Beth
      D
 Is a scientist
            F
 Thinks the world's a human being
     D
 The world's a human being
F      Em      Am
 Please never leave
 C                F     Em  D   C      D
 I'll make it worth it all the time
 F        E       Am        C    F
 And it's so much fun, and all I wanted
 Em   Dm   C        D
 Now that she's all mine, and
 F
 My friend Beth
     Bb D             Dm
 Rarely knows just how to dress
 D        F
 Oh, she looks so European
     D
 She looks so European
        F
 And my friend Beth
      D
 Is a scientist
            F
 Thinks the world's a human being
     D
 The world's a human being