Presumably Dead Arm

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[Verse] (Play riff)
G
just to start this off,
                         C
this isn’t the start of anything,
         Cm
just a song that I can sing to you
        G
we’re standing in a graveyard,

a presumably dead arm
                   C
popped through the grass,
           Cm
and who doesn’t talk about that

G
honey, you are nothing to me

alcohol and dopamine
       C
I’m dying on the sofa
         Cm
and I barely know the time
G
like an old man, say I reckon,

I love you for a millisecond,
      C
but I don’t wear a watch or Rolex
        Cm
and my brain’s a toddler roller

[Hook] (This is also fingerpicking but it works fine just strummed)
Am
skating down a hill,
   D
I took a spill and ran into a
G                  Em
tree and suffered minor injuries
C
honey, you are nothing to me,
   D                                 G
I don’t call people anything thought to be so sweet

[Verse] (Play riff)
G
but I’m just being bitchy,
                              C
cause every stupid boy skipped over me
Cm
on our twilight hour meet and greet,
G
a coffee table theater scene,
                              C                                     
disregard the soaring chick back there in corner three, I’d rather let 
Cm
the poor kid sleep

G
but he’s tripping balls, he’s tripping testes,

LSD, post- wisdom teeth,
C                                  Cm
he got lost in the shower and he barely knows the hour
G
I wanna know your passwords

Without changing them in preferences
C                                       Cm
and all the childhood streets and deceased pets that they're 
referencing

[Hook]

     Am
and in the box I’ll type,
     D
I’ll know all the numbers to try,
G                                 Em
I wanna know the lyrics that you think of when you’re high

      C                                    D
cause I’m in love with strangers who I’ve never even seen
              Bm                                   Em
in love with weird cut bangs and sweaters swaying kind of awkwardly
C                                       D
I’m in love with fresh air friends from overheated houses
       Bm                                     Em
till I uber up a giant park and dump my body in my dorm bed

C
honey, you are nothing to me,
   D                                 Bm              Em
I don’t call people anything that’s thought to be so sweet
    C                              D           G
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems

[Verse]

G
and all these pretend spouses are a happy storybook,
         C                         D
that’ll turn to stark non-fiction in the time it took
                 G
for me to notice that I’m old, which means I’ll be 30 and happy
        C                      D
likely married to personified business casual khakis

[Hook]

   Am                            D
and I’ll forget about it when I wake up late and stupid
Bm                                Em
I tried to tell the uber driver till he tried to hit it
C                                    D
I tried to tell myself because I’ve come this far along
  Bm                          Em
carrying my zombie arm to the 15th grade prom

C                                D                               Bm
honey you are nothing to me I don’t call people anything that’s 

           Em
thought to be so sweet
    C                              D           G     Em
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems
    C                              D           G
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems

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