Time Flies When Youre Fucking Up My Life

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[Verse 1]

                    C                           G
You are the biggest tease I know, but you can't have me.
       D                                       F                          G
You're wrapped so tight around my finger - You cut off circulation like a boa constrictor.
    C                       G
I'm not like them - I don't play these games.
D                                        F                            G
I'm the one who's running this show. Innuendo, no crescendo, when you speak in my ear I know...


[Pre-Chorus 1]

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   A                 G                           F
(I know) what you're trying to do, but you're confused.
           G
And if you keep this up, you're gonna lose.


[Chorus 1]

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           C                                                          G
But in the end we're only friends because it never worked out like we wanted.
                A                F                G
So let's follow our dreams right off a cliff to a firey wreck.
           C                                                     G
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it if you had it with me.
                    A           F                 G
It's too bad you're crazy. It's just my luck. You had your chance - goodbye.


[Break 1]

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[Verse 2]

         C                          G       A
Put that drink down, because you're driving me insane with your ambition.
F                             G
Everytime we talk you have me thinking and wishing
C                        G
I'm that guy. But I know better than that.
    A                                          F                                 G
Cuz you know you'll be right back with him, So I stay in control throughout this marathon 
mission.


[Guitar slide in middle of Verse 2]

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[Pre-Chorus 2]

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A                  G
I know what you're trying to do.
                 F            G
Don't waste your time or your breath on me, cuz I'll be fine.


[Chorus 2]

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           C                                                          G
But in the end we're only friends because it never worked out like we wanted.
                A                F                G
So let's follow our dreams right off a cliff to a firey wreck.
           C                                                     G
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it if you had it with me.
                    A           F                 G
It's too bad you're crazy. It's just my luck. You had your chance - goodbye.


[Solo]

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[Chorus 3]

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           C                                                          G
But in the end we're only friends because it never worked out like we wanted.
                A                F                G
So let's follow our dreams right off a cliff to a firey wreck.
           C                                                     G
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it if you had it with me.
                    A           F                 G
It's too bad you're crazy. It's just my luck. You had your chance - goodbye.


[End chorus]

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           D                                                          A
But in the end we're only friends because it never worked out like we wanted.
                B                G                A
So let's follow our dreams right off a cliff to a firey wreck.
           D                                                     A
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it if you had it with me.
                    B           G                 A
It's too bad you're crazy. It's just my luck. You had your chance - goodbye.