Intro: G        G       C       C
       G        G       C       C

Verse
G                       C
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G                            C     Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
(Am)            C*            G    Am
He wears his members only jacket
(Am)                C                 G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
Chorus:
D                               Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D                       C*  G
Looking for the two and four
C                            G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em              D               G               
Cause I can't take it anymore
G       G       C       C
(cool lead riff)
Verse
G                               C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G                                   C    Am
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
(Am)            C              G    Am
I think she's found a new religion
(Am)            C               G
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
Chorus
D                       Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D                       C* G
Looking for the two and four
C                                     G
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Em              D               C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C           D           G
No I can't taste it anymore
Break:
G       G       C       C
G       G       C       C
(cool lead riff)
G               C
G               C
D               C       G
D               G
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)
Verse:
G                          C
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G                                C    Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
(Am)                    C       G    Am
Now everything is going half-price
(Am)                    G
So look at all the money we saved
Chorus
D                       Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D                     G
Looking for the backdoor
C                                    G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em                      D          C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C               D               G
No and I can't take it anymore
G       G       C       C
G       G       C       C
(cool lead riff)
(end cold on G)

RIFF:

h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------|
B:-----3-----3---3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
Or
e:---3---1p0----------|
B:-----3-----3h5p3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---|
B:---------------------------------|
G:---------------------------------|
D:---------------------------------|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
[Such as the one on the track].)
e:---------------------------------|
B:---------------------------------|
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----|
D:-----4----------4--------4---2---|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|