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[Verse 1]

       D                   A7                D
He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke
        G                                                   D
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
            G                             D                     G
We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few
          D                     A7                        D
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't


[Chorus]

                  D                 F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
             G                            D
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
      D                                  A7
I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse
               D               F#7            G             D
Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between
                  D      A7              D
'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink


[Verse 2]
(same as verse 1)

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop


[Chorus]

                  D                 F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
            G                            D
And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
      D                              A7
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
               D                 F#7             G             D
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between
                  D                 A7                D
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah


[Bridge]

D  F#7  G   D                                   A7
            Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about

              D                  F#7
Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
          G                        D
Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
           D     A7          D     G
The more I drink, the more I drink
                D                  A7                    
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink