If I lived in a white home you could see the coffee rings on everything
Thats good police
Yeah I would bite the hand that feeds me but lordy lord I dont get fed
Dont you think Id look handsome healthy instead?

But with a bigger home and better garden
I could get you lookin my way again
Yeah life's more fun with a badge and a gun

But please dont go Gloria
Oh no
Low blow Gloria

So here in my white home
Ill have lots of time to think
House arrest
Thats good police
Yeah the Feds oh they'll follow my trail
Yeah they're on the case
Searching where I slept and shaved my face

Oh theyll discover that I never shower
Thats where I got all my power
I dont think you ever understood
That my garbage is my gold

But no dont go Gloria
Oh no low blow Gloria
Lord knows you're full of those Gloria
Oh no dont go Gloria