The Minister's Cat is an affable cat
The Minister's Cat is a boring cat
The Minister's Cat is a charming cat
At one 'o clock on a Monday

The Minister's Cat is a darling cat
The Minister's Cat is an evil cat
The Minister's Cat is a frightful cat
At two 'o clock on a Tuesday

The Minister's Cat is a grumpy cat
The Minister's Cat is a hungry cat
The Minister's Cat is an idiot cat
At three 'o clock on a Wednesday

The Minister's Cat is a jealous cat
The Minister's Cat is a kindly cat
The Minister's Cat is a lonely cat
At four 'o clock on a Thursday

The Minister's Cat is a merry cat
The Minister's Cat is a naughty cat
The Minister's Cat is an oval cat
At five 'o clock on a Friday

The Minister's Cat is a perfect cat
The Minister's Cat is a quirky cat
The Minister's Cat is a reverant cat
At six 'o clock on a Saturday

The Minister's Cat is a silky cat
The Minister's Cat is a tiresome cat
The Minister's Cat is a useless cat
At seven 'o clock on a Sunday

The Minister's Cat is a vicious cat
The Minister's Cat is a wise old cat
The Minister's Cat is an extraordinary cat
A yellow-eyed cat
A zippy, zany, zanzibar cat

And tell me what you make of that
We'll tell you what we make of that
The Minister truly, truly
Has an absolutely most remarkable cat!