I Pooped

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                          I POOPED – Sarah Silverman
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Tabbed by: Steph

Tuning: Standard

**When strumming accent or pluck the bass note**

Beginning:
   C       C/B    Am      F
E|-------------------------------------| 
B|------1------1------1-------1--------| 
G|--------------------------2----------| 
D|----2------0------2-----3------------| 
A|--3------2------0--------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------| 

  C             C/B         Am     F
I just tried to be like the others
But I pooped instead
I tried to join in with my brothers
I pooped instead

      Dm                      Am
And I wish it never happened, that’s what I wish
      Dm                G
And I also wish so many things

  C          C/B         Am      F
I wish every child had a mother
That’s what I wish
I wish we could love one another
If I had one wish

      C          C/B    Am       F
And I wish the retarded, were re-smarted

That’s what I wish

End on C


Chords:
    C   C/B  Am   F  Dm   G
E|--0----0----0---1---1---3------| 
B|--1----1----1---2---3---3------| 
G|--0----0----2---3---2---0------| 
D|--2----0----2---3---0---0------| 
A|--3----2----0---x---x---2------| 
E|--x----x----x---x---x---3------| 

• Am
• C
• C/B
• Dm
• F
• G