Sargon

Am                         G
I was just another average dude
                       Fmaj7
neckbeard sittin in my bedroom
                           G
smokin in a little some, green buddah
                           Am
eatin some crappy british food.
                                G
never leave the house without a fedora
                           Fmaj7
never really leave or ever go out
                           G
online's where i get to be rude
                                     Am
video games will never break my heart.

[Verse 2]
Am                                 G
that's when i saw the fuckin witch anita
                     Fmaj7
on the feminist frequency
                           G
talkin about people like me
                                           Am
saying gamers are mean & don't like the ladies.
                                       G
she said that she's a gamer since she 10
                                     Fmaj7
& she wanna bring down all the gamer men
                                    G
that's when the nerd rage hit me & then
                                  Am
I transformed to the warlord i became.

[Chorus 1]
Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon

Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon

[Verse 3]
Am                          G
everyday women wanna put me out
                                Fmaj7
everyday youtube try to take me down
                       G
tried to come after my patreon
                                    Am
it's like i'm takin on a feminist jihad.
                              G
martin luther king, by todays child
                                      Fmaj7
is called a uncle tom that should get fired
                                      G
jess phillip mad that i wouldn't rape her
                                    Am
Trevor noah put a claim on a fuckin picture.

[Verse 4]
Am                         G
And now the media label me,
                       Fmaj7
alt-right klansman nazi
                         G
because i'm anti-identity
                                             Am
like, my white male founding father relatives.
                               G
i've been anointed the new face
                                  Fmaj7
of the defense of western civilization
                                   G
mostly defending my brain from integration
                                   Am
and defending my neck from a razor blade.

[Chorus 2]
Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon

Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon

[Verse 5]
Am              G
industry badges internet friends hangin at the convention
Fmaj7
front row with andy & the chris's
G
waitin for a panel by some business.
Am
women here to give a talk
G                                     Fmaj7
bout the struggles of bein girls and stuff
                        G
no one is looking to disrupt
                             Am
Autism's all that we have in common.

[Verse 6]
Am                       G
Then i saw anita look at me
                          Fmaj7
& shes's the beauty to my beast
                     G
& then she pointed & said i be
                                   Am
a garbage human lil sexist piece a shit.
                        G
but if i could ask your grace
                            Fmaj7
how's it feel lookin at the face
                   G
of the monster you created
                                Am
I just wanted to play video games.

[Сhorus 3]
Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon

Am      G                       Fmaj7
               look what you've done
G                               Am
               im the mo fuckin sargon