My Conservative Girlfriend

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She's a real Type A
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And she's over-insured
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Her favorite castaway
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Is Thurston Howell, the third

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She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
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I can be her lover long as I downsize

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My conservative girlfriend
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Got a tiny little heart full of passion
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My conservative girlfriend
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Every Friday we go liberal bashin'

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She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
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Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)
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Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)
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Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)

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And from the day I checked her out from front to back
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I knew her private sector could take up the slack

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My conservative girlfriend
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Got a tiny little heart full of passion
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My conservative girlfriend
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Every weekend we go wilderness trashin'

(spoken)
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Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...

(sung)
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She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
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Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans


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My conservative girlfriend
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Got a tiny little heart full of passion
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My conservative girlfriend
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Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
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My conservative girlfriend
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Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
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My conservative girlfriend
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Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'