[Primeira Parte]

   E            D#       C#m        B
My sweetheart's piano is rat filled
    E        D#            C#m   B
And mine is infested with bugs
    E        D#      C#m       B
The music we make is unnatural
       E
But it sounds just like
 D#        C#m  B
Falling in love

[Refrão]

     E
This butch
     D#
This butch
     C#m
This butch
     B
This butch
    E           D#          C#m   B
She makes me go weak in the knees
    E       D#      C#m    B
But I can’t let her see me swoon
   E             D#         C#m   B
Or else she will think I am weak

[Segunda Parte]

  E           D#              C#m     B
Tomorrow I'll dig through the garbage
          E            D#
And we'll fish out all kinds
        C#m   B
Of neat trash
    E          D#         C#m       B
And when we go back to my apartment
       E             D#         C#m  B
She’ll probably kick my fucking ass

[Refrão]

     E
This butch
     D#
This butch
     C#m
This butch
     B
This butch
    E           D#          C#m   B
She makes me go weak in the knees
    E       D#      C#m    B
But I can’t let her see me swoon
   E             D#         C#m  B
Or else she will think I am weak

[Terceira Parte]

  E        D#      C#m  B
I sing her songs in my garage
    E        D#      C#m       B
And make her fall in love with me
    E          D#        C#m     B
And once we're done, the sun is gone
   E         D#     C#m    B
Wе both just sit so nervously
   E        D#        C#m        B
I talk real slow and speak rеal low
  E            D#       C#m  B
Hoping she'll lean into me
    E        D#         C#m      B
But we just laugh cause What was that?
   E           D#       C#m    B
We can't take ourselves seriously

[Refrão Final]

     E
This butch
     D#
This butch
     C#m
This butch
     B
This butch
    E           D#          C#m   B
She makes me go weak in the knees
    E       D#      C#m    B
But I can’t let her see me swoon
   E             D#         C#m   B
Or else she will think I am sweet