It Doesnt Matter To Me

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I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday
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My support of sport is thought of highly
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I'm a Class 6 clerk in the PCD
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And who the hell is Ayatollah Khomeni?

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It doesn't matter to me
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It doesn't matter to me
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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Well I prune in June and I plant in October
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And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over
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I always say that channel 10 news is best
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Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress

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It doesn't matter to me
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It doesn't matter to me
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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Well I lost a some money on Newganhand
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To be quite frank i bought a piece land
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The cops dug it up it really was a drag
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A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag

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It doesn't matter to me
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It doesn't matter to me
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter
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She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her
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My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light
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The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right

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It doesn't matter to me
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It doesn't matter to me
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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My son's gone of to the Eastern war
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And Killen wrote a letter explaining what for
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It's the very first job the boy's ever held
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He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world

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It doesn't matter to me
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It doesn't matter to me
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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I'm watching colour TV
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Thanking god it's not me
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OPEC, Exxon and ITT
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Presenting World War Three