Drink Myself Drunk

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Well I'm gonna drink myself drunk, yeah you just wait and see
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There ain't no-damn-body in the whole damn bar gonna be as drunk as me
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I'm gonna honky tonk all night long, I'm gonna get fucked up
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Yeah I'm gonna juke until I puke, I'm gonna drink myself drunk

[Verse]
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When I drink I don't think about nothin' but fuckin' and fightin' and drinkin' more
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So I hope that big old bouncer don't end up throwin' me through the door
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So come closin' time in case I'm no where to be found
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I'm probably out in the parkin' lot, passed out upside down

[Chorus 2]
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'Cause I'm gonna drink myself drunk, yeah you just wait and see
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There ain't no-damn-body in the whole damn bar gonna be as drunk as me
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I'm gonna honky tonk all night long, I'm gonna get fucked up
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Yeah I'm gonna juke until I puke, I'm gonna drink myself drunk

[Chorus 3]
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Ho, well, hell I'm gonna drink myself drunk, yeah you just wait and see
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There ain't no-damn-body in the whole damn bar gonna be as drunk as me
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I'm gonna honky tonk all night long, I'm gonna get fucked up
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Yeah I'm gonna juke until I puke, I'm gonna drink myself drunk
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Yeah I'm gonna drink myself drunk, drink myself drunk