E   F#    A
If  the   Big Boy 
         A7
comes tomorrow
                     D
There'll be no more teardrops
                     B7
There'll be no more sorrow
       A                E7
If the Big Boy comes tomorrow
        D                     A
Will He take you with Him?

C#7           F#m     C#7    
Have you been good?
F#m           A
Have you been bad?
       C7                          
If you haven't lived the way you should
                D7
You'll wish you had

 (Notes)
E     F#   A
When  the  Big Boy 
           A7
brings his fiery furnace
        D
Will He like what he sees
                      B7
Or will He strike the fire and burn us?
         A
Oh, He's so great
         A7
And He's so straight
        D                    A
And you know He's watching


C#7           F#m    C#7    
Have you been good?
F#m           A
Have you been bad?
C7                          
If things don’t go the way they should
            D7
It makes me sad

(Notes)
E    F#   A
Come on   Big Boy 
         A7   F#m  A7  
Come and say  ay   ave us
              D                 
Come and look at what we've done
              B7
With what you gave us
         A
Now I've heard it said 
         E7
That our Big Boy's dead
      D           A
But I think He's hiding
             D
I think He's hiding
             A
I think He's hiding

Another good one from the master of irony;
that is how I hear the chords. Enjoy!
- Aaron Fritschner