Am           C      G           D          Am
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
      C                 G             D                Am
I was hoping that you’d take me for a ride in your new car
            C     G             D          Am
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
      C                 G               D          Am
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to play guitar
    C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo
    C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo
C          G
Don’t be a jerk
Am  C         G
No don't be a jerk

[Verse 2]
Am     C             G              D                 Am
I was reading back a book I started late last year and
      C            G              D                Am
This is a book in which I started to write all my dreams
       C            G              D
I was thinking that maybe we could start again
Am      C                  G                  D          Am
But you know what it's the darkest thing I've ever written
C          G
Don’t be a jerk
Am  C         G
No don't be a jerk

[Pre-Chorus]
Am    C             G               D                Am
Don't touch me I'm afraid of what I might be feeling and
      C             G               D                Am
Don't touch me I'm afraid of what I might be feeling and
      C        G     D
Don’t touch me ever again
Am        C              G     D
If you do I will not try to pretend
     Am                  C
That I don’t like it any more than
G     D   Am
I did then
C          G
Don’t be a jerk
Am  C         G
No don't be a jerk

[Chorus]
Am    C             G               D                Am
Don't touch me I'm afraid of what I might be feeling and
      C             G                  D             Am
Don't touch me I’m afraid of feelings rushing back in
           C                      G               D           Am
That's the worst thing that could drive me out of my mind baby
C          G
Don’t be a jerk
Am  C         G
No don't be a jerk
Am    C              G                 D             Am
Don't touch me I’m afraid of feelings rushing back in
    C              G              D                 Am
God knows you know how to make me feel like shit and
    C            G              D                Am
God knows I know how to make myself feel sick and
    C                 G              D          Am
God knows how long it took me to get over it and
C          G
Don’t be a jerk
Am  C         G
No don't be a jerk
Am  C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo
    C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo
    C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo
    C        G    Am
Doo doo dooo doo

[Outro]
            C     G             D          Am
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
      C                 G             D                Am
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
            C     G             D          Am
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
      C                 G               D        Am
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to play guitar

      C                 G             D                Am
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
      C                 G               D             Am
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to maybe play guitar
      C                 G             D                Am
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
      C                 G               D             Am
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to maybe play guitar
      C                 G             D                Am
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
      C                 G               D             Am
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to maybe play guitar
         C G   D    Am C G
Your new car, play guitar
D        Am C G D     Am
Your new car, play guitar