Please Stop Calling Me Gay

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Please stop calling me gay
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I touched a willy in high school once
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And it was just a little mistake
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So please stop calling me gay

[verse]
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I swear I love vagina, and I love to touch that pussy
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I kissed two girls before and it felt really good
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Because they were women and not men,'cause I'm not gay
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Penises are for faggots, penises are for gays
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Penises are disgusting, So please stop calling me gay

[bridge]
Fm
I love to have sex, with women with big breasts
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I don't have sex with men, 'cause if I did that would make me gay


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Please stop calling me gay, please stop calling me gay
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You are hurting my feelings, please stop calling me gay
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Let me make this clear cause I do not lick willys
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I went to summer camp and i touched a girls boob 'cause I'm not gay

[verse]
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See me licking that pussy, it feels really good and it feels really gooshy
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I do not have proof but I swear I've touched a pussy
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I like to have sex with cunts, I like to have sex with slits
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I like to have sex with coin slots, not fucking dicks
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If I had sex with a dick, that would make your point valid
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But I love fucking that pussy, and I'm not a faggot


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So please stop calling me gay, so please stop calling me gay
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Please stop calling me gay, Please stop calling me gay
Cm
Please stop calling me gay
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I touched a willy in high school once
Cm
And it was just a little mistake
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So please stop calling me gay