I was in a quarter-life crisis and I couldn't explain
I'd been feelin' so different about all the same things
Remember that summer that I shaved my head
Just to prove that I have control over something
I played The Sims till I was 21
I had a little life that I always wanted
Till you dragged me along to your best friend's party
Where the conversation always started

Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of them
I make jokes whеn I been feelin' uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble

I walkеd in, you said: Damn, that's a shaved head
Did you go to the barber, ask for a Natalie Portman?
Actually, I was blacked out and alone in my bathroom
Shavin' my own head in the mirror
Sure you can touch it, and yes, it's so soft
No, I don't feel different. I still feel fucking lost

Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of them
I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble
Hey there, darlin', did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of them
I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble

I was in a quarter-life crisis and I can't explain
Why I'm feelin' so different about all the same things