Weasel Riding On A Bird

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E A                  E
  Weasel riding on a bird
Bm           D
 Escaping to freedom
A                  E
Weasel riding on a bird
Bm                   D
 Sailing through the sky
                   A                E
Much better than a frog riding on a snake
Bm            D
 That’s super boring
      A                  E
But a weasel riding on a bird
Bm             D
 That’s pretty cool


A                                  E
"You know I’m gonna have to disagree here,
                 Bm                           D
I think that the frog on the snake is actually a little cooler"

        A                               E
"What?!? The weasel’s actually flying... in the air!
             Bm
The frog is just floating there. That’s stupid!"

 D                             A
"I don’t know, that bird looks pretty freaked out to me"

             E                      Bm
"What?!?! No! Look at his beak. He’s smiling!"


       D
"Uhhhh… I’m going with the frog"


A                    E
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
                    Bm
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
       D
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog! Arrrgghhhh!


A                  E
Weasel riding on a bird
Bm           D
 Escaping to freedom
A                  E
Weasel riding on a bird
Bm                   D
 Sailing through the sky
                   A                E
Much better than a frog riding on a snake
Bm            D
 That’s super boring
      A                  E
But a weasel riding on a bird
Bm             D
 That’s pretty cool


A
"And the singing guy agrees… Weasel!"