Fucking Ugly Bouffant

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Out and things seem quiet cause
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They are, and I tell you this because
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No lullaby will send me to sleep tonight

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Speak of twilights and speak of gardens, and buildings
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And you know what that does to me
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And I'll carry on with this Hell I've made, is there anyone there

[Chorus]
        Bm
Stage a scene where a love
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Goes racing out the door
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Then exits stage left
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Into lightly falling snow

[Verse]
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Falling down the steps in
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excitement that there is a view
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Nevada, Fortworth, and Dallas, Texas

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Next to Motel Continental breakfast
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For Christ's sake and my sake, stay
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And in one place I'll leave her with what's left

[Chorus]
         Bm
And I'll stage a scene where I care enough
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To go chasing after you
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And I'll exit stage left, surprised
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At the lengths I'll go to

[Outro]
Bm
To stop these teary eyes
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A hazard while I drive
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Bum bum