Im Still A Guy

D  D/F#  G  D/F#  Em  A  D


[Verse 1]

     D         D/F#         G      D/F#
When you see a deer you see Bambi
      Em      A         D
I see antlers up on the wall
D         D/F#           G           D/F#
You see a lake you think picnics and I see
  Em                        A
A large mouth up under that log
  G                            D
I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me
   G                        A
In some ways well maybe you might
         Em            D/F#       G         D/F#
Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what
  Em     A           D
Remember I'm still a guy

     D         D/F#             G         D/F#
When you see a priceless French painting
Em      A           D
I see a drunk naked girl
D              D/F#     G                D/F#
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
    Em                    A
And I'd like to give it a whirl
G                        D
Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of
    G                  A
And in a weak moment I might
     Em         D/F#          G            D/F#
Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall
      Em     A           D
But remember I'm still a guy


[Chorus]

         A                           G           D
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
        A                        G     D
Write a love song that makes you cry
     A                            G           D
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
         Bm            A             G
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by


[Verse 2]

      D            D/F#       G             D/F#
I can hear you now talking to your friends
       Em             A           D
Saying yea girls he's come a long way
     D            D/F#          G          D/F#
From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club
    Em                   A
And building a fire in a cave
     G                       D
When you say a backrub means only a backrub
     G                       A
Then you swat my hand when I try
     Em         D/F#       G          D/F#
Well what can I say at the end of the day
Em    A           D
Honey I'm still a guy


[Chorus]

         A                           G           D
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car
        A                        G       D
Write a love song that makes you cry
     A                            G           D
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
         Bm            A             G
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by


[Verse 3]

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These days there's dudes getting facials
Em        A         D
Manicured waxed and botoxed
     D             D/F#            G       D/F#
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
    Em                  A
You can't grip a tackle box
         G                       D
Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered
     G                  A
It's hip now to be feminized
        Em           D/F#      G           D/F#
I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair
    Em    A           D
Yea Honey I'm still a guy
       Em             D/F#
And my eyebrows ain't plucked
          G         D/F#
There's a gun in my truck
         Em  A           D
Oh thank God I'm still a guy