Bye Bye Biopsy Girl

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[Verse 1]
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It came back negative and gave us a scare
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The next year it grew back again and you started to swear
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And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair
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And when I said bye bye biopsy girl
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You acted like I didn't care

[Verse 2]
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I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo
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I took you to Chinatown, you said, "Let's take it to go"€
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But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French
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I had to say bye bye bilingual girl
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You said no and knew the consequence
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And when I called La Migra and the INS
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They took away your documents       (bye bye)

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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You took me to the Jamesons and said, "Swingin'€™ is fun"€
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You told me I was good in bed, but you wanted to be with more than one
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And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way
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I had to say bye bye bisexual girl
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I didn'™t know your friend was gay
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I had to say bye bye bisexual girl
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When he said I had to pay       (bye bye)