Im Sorry I Hit You With My Flip Flop

Fmaj7      Fmaj7 Emaj7 Fmaj7
I’m sorry I
               Dbdim7
Hit you with my flip flop baby
Dm9                                          C13
I thought you were a dream you were making a scene
Fmaj7      Fmaj7 Emaj7 Fmaj7
I’m sorry I
                   Dbdim7
Might’ve lied about Jim and Johnny
Dm9                                       C13
We were only good friends simply making amends

[Chorus]

Bbmaj7   C                 Fmaj7
Oh ha ha ha ha ha you must think I’m a fool
             Bbmaj7                C             Fmaj7
Selling your bullshit babe I’m not buying even Fidel ain’t that cruel
               Bbmaj7             C                     Fmaj7
I’d have to be lazy, bat shit and crazy to let you back into my heart
                   Bbmaj7                    C                    Fmaj7
But the voice in my head says I must stay in bed so tomorrow I’ll part

[Verse 2]

Fmaj7      Fmaj7 Emaj7 Fmaj7
I’m sorry I
              Dbdim7
Don’t know why your car is missing
Dm9                                           C13
I didn’t sell it I swear do you think I would dare
Fmaj7      Fmaj7 Emaj7 Fmaj7
I’m sorry I
                Dbdim7
Shot you with my Smith and Wesson
Dm9                                           C13
I didn’t think you would die baby please don’t die

[Chorus]

Bbmaj7     C                       Fmaj7
So bye bye bye bye bye baby please don’t be upset
           Bbmaj7                 C                        Fmaj7
I tried my hardest and I went the farthest but it wasn’t enough for me yet
                    Bbmaj7                           C                                Fmaj7
Should’ve seen this coming should have had your ass running should’ve shut that damn door in 
your face
                    Bbmaj7                  C                              Fmaj7
But I let you barge into me and then I just let you be and Now just take a look at this place