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[Intro]
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Not sleeping in the night, not well in the day
Eb
Hoping things get better when we go away
    Ab
Not sleeping in the night, not well in the day
Eb                                        Ab Eb Ab Eb
Hoping things get better when we go away

[Verse 1]
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I'm so angry, I’m gonna get a tattoo
     Eb
That says fuck Jeremy Clarkson and fuck you too
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While you're sitting there living out your last years
       Eb
You'll wonder why you gave into right winged fears

[Chorus]
       Ab
If you call me and it doesn’t ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in
      Eb
Or maybe I think it's weird; five kids with four different women
         Ab
Of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden
            Eb                                        Ab      Eb Ab Eb
Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden?

[Verse 2]
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When I learnt to drive, I thought I'd be just like my mum
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Before I could write down words, she'd type up my nonsense
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If I read enough books I could be smart like my sister
Eb
Or if I was more confident like my brother - a resistor
           Ab
But there's nothing I could do that would remind me of you,
       Eb
‘cause presents won't do when there's presence past due

[Chorus]
       Ab
If you call me and it doesn’t ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in
      Eb
Or maybe I think it's weird; five kids with four different women
         Ab
Of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden
            Eb                                        Ab      Eb Ab Eb
Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden?

[Chorus]
       Ab
If you call me and it doesn’t ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in
      Eb
Or maybe I think it's weird; five kids with four different women
         Ab
Of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden
            Eb                                        Ab      Eb Ab Eb
Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden?