Lingo Politico

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I can't stop digging, I'm down in a hole
  C
I spent me dole on polish coal
  G
I tired of eatin' toast and beans,
         C
And that man at the door he's here to test me means.
  G                C   G   C
I hate politicians


[Verse 1]
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I hate politicians and I can't think straight
C
I hate politicians and the state of the state
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They're putting all the poor out, they're putting on the weight
                                  C
They better not come around to my front gate.
        D
I got a big Alsatian
     C
He's always waiting
  D
He doesn't hang about, he doesn't hesitate

C
Get him Satan, get him boy
   D
Go get him Satan, there's a good boy
G                  C
I hate politicians.
G                  C
I hate politicians.


[Verse 2]
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They're going to do this, they're going to do that,
             C
They got the greedy little fingers in the pension pot.
               A
You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours
D          C
Don't come canvasing to my front door

Bejaysus they'll talk alright.
                                 D
They'll talk all day and they'll talk all night
 C                             G  C  G   C
A bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla.


[Verse 3]
N.C
We'll be looking at ways we can better facilitate

The formulation of a coherent strategy

Designed to lead us into the future

With confidence in our proven ability to communicate

On a meaningful level in an open and fair transparent society

With front line facilities, roads and utilities,
                                                         D
Opening up new lines of enquiry about the possibility of em,

                G        C   G
Phasing out the elderly.


[Bridge]
C
Oh yep.
G
I hate politicians and I don't mind saying.
C                                                    G
They got the gall and the ball and the chain and the army
                                                  C
And the navy and the gravy and the train and they try to sell us water
C                               D
And it's pissing down with rain.


[Verse 4]
C
I'm sorry now the ministers on holidays in Florida.
   A
He left my granny on a trolley in the corridor.
C
She's out there now bejaysus she's filling out forms
                              D
Do you share a bath with your spouse or your partner?
D
What sort of a question is that for me granny?
G                  C  G  C
I hate politicians.


[Verse 5]
(Muted chords)
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We'll be doing our best to address the mess
C
Left for us by our predecessors.
G             C
Vote for him, vote for me.
G               C
Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-De


(louder)

[Outro]
G
I can't stop digging I'm down in a hole.
C
I spent me dole on polish coal.
G
I tired of eatin' toast and beans,
C
That man at the door he's here to test em means.
D                       G          G
Don't talk to me about politicians!