Brave Sir Robin

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
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He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin
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He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
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Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

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He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
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Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
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To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

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His head smashed in, and his heart cut out
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And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged
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And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off
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And his penis ...


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Brave Sir Robin ran away,
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Bravely ran away, away
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When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
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Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly, he chickened out
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Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat
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Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin
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Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin