Shave Em Dry

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I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
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I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
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Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out!
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Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

[Verse 2]
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Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
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And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
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Oh great God daddy, grind me honey and shave me dry,
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And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

[Verse 3]
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I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
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Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want,
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and you can make 'em come, Oh, daddy shave me dry,
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And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

[Verse 4]
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I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
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I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
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Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
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Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

[Verse 5]
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Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
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I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
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Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
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I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

[Verse 6]
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Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
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And your dick stands up like a steeple,
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Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
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And the crabs walks in like people.
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Ow, shit!        Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

[Verse 7]
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A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
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And a pig gets fat from suckin',
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Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
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Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.
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Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry.

[Verse 8]
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My back is made of whalebone, and my cock is made of brass,
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And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
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Great God, round to kiss my ass,
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Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry.