A       E       A
I am really special cuz there’s only one of me.

        E       A
Look at my smile I’m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

F#m     E
When I’m sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.

F#m     E
It cheers me up and tells me that I won’t be sad for long oh-oh-oh

A       E       A
I’m so happy, I can barely breathe.

        E       A
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitttens’ baby teeth.

F#m     E
Watch out all you mothers, I’m happy it’s hardcore, 

F#m     E
Happy as a coupon for a $20 bore ho-ho-ho-ho.

A       E       A
I’m so happy, sugar-coated me.

        E       A
Happy good, anger bad, that’s my philosophy.

A E A E (alternating)
*I can’t do this man I’m not happy*

C       G       C
I am really special cuz there’s only one of me.

        G       C
Look at my smile I’m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

Am      G
These are my love handles, and this is my spout.

Am      G
And if you tip me over then momma say knock you out.

C       G       C
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave.

        G       C
Welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave.

D       A      D
I am happy. I am good. I’m…