My Momma

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 My momma wouldn't say you were a nice guy
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But you're under forty and you have a job
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 My momma wouldn't say you was a good boy
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But you're making money and you're working hard so

              D                     C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
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Me and my momma, we don't get along

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 My momma, she would say your hair was too long
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But your hair exactly is what I like the best
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 And my momma she would say you was a hoodlum
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But I don't know no hoodlum and you don't pass the test

              D                     C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
E                          Am
Me and my momma, we don't get along

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Oh, baby, I'm standing so close, I can't back down
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You're smiling and I know, I'm over and done now
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I am done now

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 My momma say that it was wrong to see you
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I lie just to meet you, I lie to get in
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 And my momma she would say that I deceived you
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But that's the only way I knew how to begin

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 So maybe you got your own problems, who doesn't?
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I'm crazy, you're addicted, we are all of a sudden

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 My momma, she would love you like I love you
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If she ever met you, if she ever knew
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 My momma, she would fall right on top of you
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If she'd ever saw you, she'd be smitten, too

            D                         C
I'll never take you home, I want you all for my own
       Em                     Am
Don't let my momma hear your pretty song
              D                     C
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong
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Me and my momma, we don't get along