Kissing Under Anaesthetic

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[Verse 1]
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Sister's ill - she said she took the devil's advice
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She's a queer girl - alone with the frank and crude facts of life
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She said she was born ugly but now she's just tickled pink
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When baptised in a sexual way she just screams it stinks and it stings

[Chorus]
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She won't ever kiss you
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She won't ever touch you
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She won't ever kiss you
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When she's awake - You'll have to put her to sleep

[Verse 2]
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Welcome to her closet world - she said sickness begins in here
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She's a savage girl - wishing she hadn't caught him looking again
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She smiles a disarming smile that makes her sweat from every pour
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No man could have invented it - ugly she said born - and she'll stay

[Chorus]
B         F#     E     F#
She won't ever kiss you
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She won't ever touch you
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She won't ever kiss you
            C#     N.C.                      B     E B   E B
When she's awake - You'll have to put her to sleep

[Verse 3]
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Hate galore - a diary filled with passionate hate
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She's a hopeless cause - sometimes I feel less than one is now all she writes
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She's out - in search of the apocalypse is the message on her answerphone
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The truth is she's bone idle now she never leaves home and never will

[Chorus]
B         F#     E     F#
She won't ever kiss you
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She won't ever touch you
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She won't ever kiss you
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When she's awake - That's is she ever awakes at all

[Interlude]
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[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 4]
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She said it was Sod's law that soon she would self destruct
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What am I waiting for she said - I already wake up in a pool of piss
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She remembers innocence like an exhibit in a museum
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She knows embarrassment it's the only thing she ever feels
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She said her mother told her that she nearly had her destroyed
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An abortion would have been better than this her ghost would have enjoyed
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Life's half jokes

[Chorus]
B         F#     E     F#
She won't ever kiss you
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She won't ever touch you
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She won't ever kiss you
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When she's awake
B         F#     E     F#
She won't ever kiss you
B         F#     E      F#
She won't ever touch you
B         F#     E
She won't ever kiss you
            C#     F#                        B
When she's awake - You'll have to put her to sleep