One Size Fits Most

G C E A D E C D E A C D E C D E

[Verse 1]

A
Meet me at the subway station
     G
This isn't the make a wish foundation
C
God, you're part of the worst generation
     E
Good luck with your college education
A
Now serving, whatever
G
Desk number, I don't care
C
You'll never be an individual
E
But if you want to feel better, dye your hair
Am                        G
  They told me I could be anything,
                 C                                   E
so I became that chick you know that spent time in a psych ward
A                     G                      C
And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

[Chorus]

E                  C
One size fits most
D        E         A
One size fits most
Em       A
One size fits most
D        Em
One size fits most

A C D E A C D E

[Verse 2]

A
We're hiring at a different location
G
Tryin' to understand their situation
   C
We inherited your debt and inflation
    E
And I didn't walk at graduation
A                       G
What do I delete on my DVR?
G
Do you know where we are?
C
No, I can't drive your car
  E
I don't know how to use a stick shift
A                  G
I meet, but do not exceed, expectations
C                                  E
cause that sets a precedent that's really hard to
          A                     G
maintain. And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

[Chorus]

E                  C
One size fits most
D        E         A
One size fits most
Em       A
One size fits most
D        Em
One size fits most

A C D E A C D E x2

A G C E

[Verse 3]

A               G            C               E
When everyone's famous, then no one will be.
A                      G
What used to be called nihilism is now called
C                          E
apathy because nihilism is too hard to spell.
A                        G
My mom doesn't subscribe to my YouTube
        C                 E
channel and it hurts, but I'll get over it.
A        G                 C                     E
And Pulp Fiction is, like, way overrated, right?
A                     G                      C    E
And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

[Final Chorus]

E                  C
One size fits most
D        E         A
One size fits most
Em       A
One size fits most
D        Em
One size fits most