Dont Touch My Willie

    G
She showed up at my house at half past nine
     C
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
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She said this will be a night you won't forget

    G
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
  C
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
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She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

[Chorus]
               C
Don't touch my Willie
                     G
I don't know you that well
                      D
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
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Hell, or anybody else
                      C
I don't know what you heard
             G
I ain't that kind of guy
                       C      D
Yeah so don't touch my Willie
                     G
We'll get a long just fine

[Verse 2]
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She said she never met a man like me in her life
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Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
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I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard

        G
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
          C                                             D
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
                                              G
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

[Chorus]
               C
Don't touch my Willie
                     G
I don't know you that well
                      D
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
      G            G7
Hell, or anybody else
                      C
I don't know what you heard
             G
I ain't that kind of guy
                       C      D
Yeah so don't touch my Willie
                     G
We'll get a long just fine

[Outro]
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Keep your hands off my Willie
                    G
We'll get along just fine